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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    Ran out of hand sanitizer yesterday... Stopped to get some.... Every single freakin brand had Made In China on it... i refuse to pay thise fuck faces for releasing this boi-weapon...
     
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    1. conroe4
      Watch out for the Mexican made stuff too. It's ethanol and poison.
       
      conroe4, Feb 6, 2021
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  2. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    food and stuff
     
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  3. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay.... I have sinned. We went out this morning and got our names on the covid vaccine waitlist at a clinic. Next door was Jack/Box. For the first time since I had a heart attack, I bought a sausage and egg bisquit with cheese and a hash brown patty.
    It probably took a week off my life but good grief, was that ever good. :thumbsup:
     
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      They need a drive through with a healthy menu.
       
      Rixer, Feb 6, 2021
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  4. 69pavement

    69pavement Sex Machine

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    Gotta love them heated blankets
     
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    1. conroe4
      There's a new one out called a huggle. It's a heavy duty snuggle. It's not electric, but it's very warm.
      I found it on you tube from Victoria - she gave it 5 Victoria heads. The highest rating she gives.
       
      conroe4, Feb 6, 2021
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  5. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Eyeshadow because a hundred colours isn’t enough
     
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    1. hausenfeffer
      You're a complicated woman with many different facets. Of course you need the right eyeshadow for every Mood and occasion, so the possibilities are endless:)
       
      hausenfeffer, Feb 4, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      I like the way you think :D
       
      Cherrypop, Feb 4, 2021
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  7. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    Cookies and a new cookie jar
     
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  8. Heiauoku

    Heiauoku Porn Star Banned!

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    Dinner. Tomorrow, breakfast. Then dating app credits to tell women to move it along or I will have to find a new sub to fuck.
     
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  9. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    download.jpg download (1).jpg
     
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  10. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Continuing the ritual, 4 Valentine hearts with candy, 2 for granddaughters 1 for daughter and one for us...
     
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  11. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    You know to be honest in hope them cookies are not the last the I bought it hope to buy things in the future.

    Last thing I will probably buy is a gravestone
     
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  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    $75.83 in groceries.
    $10.99 went towards a 12ct of Gillette razors.
    When did trying not to be a Covid slob become so expensive?
     
    1. Truthful 1
      Razors or one of the most expensive things you can buy next tide .
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 6, 2021
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  13. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Picked up a chicken sandwich on the way home from getting my first COVID shot.
     
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  14. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Here is a funny one I bought new tires , Salesman kept trying to get me to buy road hazard I kept saying no I will not and I will not need it . The very next day I got a flat on my brand new tire within two hours . Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol . I called the tire place we were laughing our asses off .. He told me I’m a very good sport . Asked me how I could be laughing
     
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      It’s true bevereatter , all I could do was laugh . What else
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 7, 2021
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  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    An extension ladder. We discovered that we can't get the gutters cleaned out with the old one we used on the single-story house.
     
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    1. tenguy
      Ooooh, long extension ladders in the hands of DIY gutter cleaner are more dangerous than a power drill in @shootersa ’s hands.
       
      tenguy, Feb 6, 2021
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    2. deegenerate
      LOL I actually have a lot of experience with an extension ladder. I used to have to climb up on the roof for my Grandma all the time, until she decided that my husband was more expendable than me, and she started sending him up there. :hilarious:
       
      deegenerate, Feb 6, 2021
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  16. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Hey!
     
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  17. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Socks, decor, panties, stuff just stuff. Shopping is like therapy that only last a split second. Then you just end up with all this useless bullshit. Lol
     
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    1. David58
      What color panties ?
       
      David58, Feb 6, 2021
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Purple lace bikini ones and some hipster kind too. Idk i think they were black and white.
       
      Sweetpassion, Feb 7, 2021
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    #1137
  18. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Pretty sure it's going be engraving on a headstone. SWMBO's siblings have gone to Nacogdoches in East Texas to pick it up. I doubt engraving the final dates
    was included, but don't know.
     
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  19. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Wait.
    What?
     
    1. conroe4
      SWMBO lost her mom this year. They have gone to pick up the headstone.
      It's OK.
       
      conroe4, Feb 6, 2021
      #link
    #1140
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